Dear Mr. Pedicurist,

please stop making me feel so awkward. This whole barely-any-verbal-communication thing combined with your misunderstanding my loud and plain instructions creates a less than calming pedicure. That you charged me too much for. The sign said $25, dude. Plus a $12 manicure should come in to around $37 before tax. In my state, with tax that's right around $40. You charged me $42 and said you didn't include tip. UNTRUTHS! I tipped you anyway. But you made me feel awkward.